Care for an acid bath? How about an infinite number of real rats set aflame? A hunchback so handsome your jaw will drop?
Be thrilled as two female inmates whip each other for the love of it. Gape in wonder as two gents engage in a drinking competition, the victor of which, after a mere two buckets of beer, collapses in the cobblestone streets.
Laugh in hysteria as Paul Naschy carries an older gents head in a plastic bag through the slumbery streets of 70s Spanish town. After defeating 20 or 30 innocent bystanders in the name of love, one wonders if Naschy has an extra reservoir of hutzpah bubbling in that cutely cylindrical hunch.
Today is May 26th, 2020, and HUNCHBACK OF THE MORGUE (1973) is currently streaming on Amazon.